It must be real fun to be a CNN web editor. It's the weekend, and their breaking news included the story that Britney Spears shaved her head. The only thing missing was the important fact that the lack of curtains now matches the lack of a rug[*].
And actually, she looks pretty good without that trashy hair. Makes her eyes look a lot bigger.
And that story about her being in rehab for all of a day -- hey, her rehab stint was almost as long as her first marriage! Doesn't she get a break for that? How can you expect someone to commit more time for rehab than for that most holy of unions, so holy and privileged that denying the status to gay people is the most important thing in some people's lives. Sheesh!