The trend in Spam over the last two days has been to headline the e-mail with "Chinese Missile Shoots Down ..." every darned thing except what a Chinese missile recently shot down.
The Chinese destroyed one of their own old satellites. Yes, it was definitely a warning shot. Only a Bush could construe it to be anything else. Only a Bush could be drumming up war on another Middle Eastern front while there are more immediate matters that need attention. No, no, George! That was not a suggestion that you invade China!